Wednesday, March 24, 2010

HE DOES NOT WANT TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS! (Dating Advice for Women)

Ladies! Ladies! Ladies! Let me tell you something about men and dating. We do not want to meet your friends! Yes, I know it sounds harsh but hear me out. Let's say we met at some moment in time, conversed, and decided to exchange phone numbers with one another. Now later on, we decide to contact one another for an official meet and greet. This official meet and greet can also be called a "first date", "meet up", or "hanging out". Now on a date, men are thinking that we are going to be meeting with you and only you! We do not want to meet anyone else! Not your friends, not your brother, not your mother, not your father, and especially not your crazy co-worker with the glass eye that won't stop staring at us. We want to meet only you because we are interested in getting to know you more and possibly have sex with you in the near future. And if you've proven to be more than just another sex buddy, we will promote you to honorary girlfriend! And by then, we will gladly meet your friends. I know that you bring your friends for confidence and safety reasons but, you really don't need them. Why bring them for confidence and safety? Men do not want a woman with low self-esteem. It's too much of a hassle. And when it's comes to safety, we are meeting at a public place for that reason alone. And if you're really unsure, you can also meet us in the afternoon at a public place that is familiar to you.

Bringing your friends to our meet up spot only proves to us that you don't trust us, you're an immature person who can't do anything without her friends, and that you probably have a boyfriend. So next time you're going to meet up with a guy that you like, lose your friends! We don't want to meet your friends!

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