THE WIFEY MATERIAL CHECKLIST (Dating Advice For Men)

There are a lot of women out in the dating scene, that are n't worth any man's time, energy, money, or love. These women are known as sluts, bitches, skanks, golddiggers, hoes, slopbuckets, boogers, chickenheads, and hoodrats. Hmm, I wonder if I'm missing any other names? Anyway, it seems to me that they make up more than 50 percent of the female dating options out there. And only a small percentage of females are actually worth being called "wifey material". A woman that is wifey material, is worth being in love with, spending your last penny on, and also using up all of your time and energy with. But how can a guy figure out which women are wifey material and which ones are not? Well, have no fear! THE WIFEY MATERIAL CHECKLIST IS HERE! CAUTION: IF SHE DOES NOT FIT THE STANDARDS ON THIS LIST, YOU SHOULD RUN FOR THE HILLS!

1. SHE RESPECTS YOU.
2. SHE OFFERS AND PAYS FOR DATES.
3. SHE IS KIND BUT NOT WEAK.
4. SHE KNOWS WHO SHE IS.
5. SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS.
6. SHE IS INTELLIGENT. (STREET SMART AND BOOK SMART)
7. SHE IS SECURE WITH HER BODY AND KEEPS IN SHAPE.
8. SHE IS CLASSY AND INTUITIVE.
9. SHE IS ADVENTUROUS AND SOCIAL.
10. SHE HAS GOOD HYGIENE AND FASHION SENSE.
11. SHE IS CRAZY ABOUT YOU.
12. SHE KNOWS HOW TO PLEASE YOU IN EVERY WAY.
13. SHE IS POSITIVELY OPTIMISTIC AND MOTIVATED.
14. SHE HAS HER OWN LIFE AND FRIENDS.
15. SHE DOES NOT COMPLAIN A LOT.
16. SHE IS NOT TOO INDEPENDENT.
17. SHE HAS A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR.
18. SHE DOES NOT PLAY ANY MIND GAMES.
19. SHE IS ALWAYS HONEST.
20. SHE HAS SEX WITH ONLY ONE MAN.(YOU)

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FOOLISH PRIDE (Dating, Social, and Lifestyle Advice For Men)

Most men have too much pride when it comes to asking for help. It's obvious that they're struggling and don't know what they're doing but they won't reach for a life preserve! I feel like a lifeguard that is trying to save people who want to drown. Their problem is a disease called FOOLISH PRIDE! FOOLISH PRIDE gets in the way of self improvement, forces you to continue getting the same unsuccessful results, and well, makes you look like a FOOL! So don't be a FOOL! There's nothing wrong with asking for help. You're not a LOSER if you ask for it. You're only a LOSER when you don't seek help.

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NO FRIEND REQUESTS (Dating Advice For Men)

Don't friend request any female that you want to meet. Let her send you a friend request. You have to show her that you are valuable, not desperate. But you can friend request other women that you're not interested in actually meeting. And when they accept your friend request, ask them to post cute and sexy comments on your page. This will make you seem more attractive, interesting, and ultimately increases your social status.

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ONLINE DATING PROFILE (Dating Advice For Men)

With every 10 men who post a personal ad on a dating site, only 3 get a response. In essence, only 30% of men will get a response, while the other 70% stay home alone jerkin their chickens or spankin their monkeys.Why is the response rate so low? Because most personal ads posted by men are boring, redundant, and worse yet, plagued with grammatical errors. You need to make your profile fun and exciting. This includes having great photos of you involved in various fun activites with friends, a unique and funny profile name, fun and interesting statements about yourself.

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PROOF THAT INTERNET PIMPIN REALLY WORKS! (Dating Advice For Men)

k
age: 21
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3/10/2009 5:45:39 PM
you replied
Subject: So....
Message: Thumb wrestling? I'll totally win! ... You seem hysterical & full of life which is great!! You seem like you can put a smile on someone's face easily, and that is a great quality ... Feel free to message me back or im me on aim or yahoo.. my screen name for both is k. Hope to hear from you! Take care!

-K


From: l
age: 25
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3/2/2009 9:54:52 AM
Subject: RE: I can't believe this.....
Message: haha one of the best messages i've gotten... i liked your profile and what you had to say


From: (View Profile)
Subject: RE:hey! you've got to read this.... Sent Date: 3/28/2009 3:29:37 PM


hahaha!

Too bad we can't be friends. Coke is totally better than Pepsi! Listen, I'm from Atlanta,
so this is a big deal and I'm pretty sure I can't get past it.

But then again, you do listen to the Spice Girls, which I can appreciate. Not that I
myself listen to them, but I do listen to The New Kids On The Block. A LOT. And I get
made fun of for that, so I can appreciate what you go through for your love of bad pop
music.

If you can open your mind to Coca-Cola products, then you should feel free to write
me back. But if you insist on Pepsi (really?! Pepsi?!) then I just don't know...


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Subject: hi Sent Date: 3/24/2009 7:57:15 PM


hi
Hi there honey, i was browsing profiles for people and I came across yours... .. I thought I would take a min. to say hi...I hope you write back...

xoxox.



From: (View Profile)
Subject: RE:RE:wow... so many questions Sent Date: 2/7/2009 3:39:31 PM


sorry i didn't get back to you. would have loved to go out dancing but i have practice 6 days a week in the morning. everyday but sunday... thus friday nights are a no go for me. hope you had a good time and you danced with lots of random people ;) i would have been able to keep up with you, don't you worry.

and don't worry... i'm no stalker. in fact here's my number: XXX-XXX-XXXX. i'll let you send the first text to prove my point.
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ONLINE DATING FACTS (Dating Advice For Men and Women)

-Only 10% of people who join Online Dating sites actually get any replies.

-31% of adults in America say they know someone who has used an online dating service.

-People spend over 100 million dollars yearly for online dating service listings.

-At least 120,000 marriages occur every year as a result of online dating.

-Online daters are more likely to be male, single, divorced, employed in the paid labor force, urban and have a higher income.For every woman using online dating service, there are more than 2 men.

-Most people use online internet dating services mainly to find dates and establish a long-term relationship - not to flirt online, find a marriage partner or a sexual partner.

-Nearly 50% of online daters have met 1 to 5 others for offline dates. An additional 20% have physically dated more than 5 people they have met online.

-63 percent had a physical relationship with at least one person they met online

-60 percent formed at least one long-term friendship

-27 percent met at least one person they regarded as a “partner”

-3 percent met someone they eventually married


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TO LIE OR NOT TO LIE (Dating Advice For Men)

There is no need to lie. Yeah, I said it! I know what you're thinking, if I tell her that I don't have a car, my own place, or a job, she'll dump me. You don't have to tell a female every specific detail about your life. Just be honest. And if you're clear with your intentions and truthful about who are you are early on, girls will see you as being more trustworthy and will respect you for it.

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PLEASE! KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON! (Dating Advice For Men)

Please! Keep your shirt on! I repeat. Please! Keep your shirt on! It's corny as hell and not sexy to most women because, it shows that you're trying too hard to impress them. You guys out there need to stop taking pictures of yourself in front of the mirror, flexing your muscles or lack there of, and posing with your favorite toy car and motor bike. Show women that you're someone of real value.

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PLENTY OF FISH IN THE SEA (Dating Advice For Men)

No matter how beautiful and exciting a girl's online profile may seem, remember that there's a whole lot more where that came from. What I'm saying is, just don't place too much interest on one girl. You should message as many girls as you can to receive a greater amount of responses. And if she does not respond to your first message, leave her alone. There is no need to send another one, she's just not interested. There are plenty of fish in the sea!

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WALK IN HER SHOES (Dating Advice For Men)

I've always wanted to know what women went through on social networking and dating sites so, I decided to create an experiment to find out. The experiment involved me making a fake profile of a random cute girl, and what I found totally amazed me.
Try out the experiment and see for yourself!

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CAPTURE HER ATTENTION (Dating Advice For Men)

Most guys just don't realize how to capture a girl's attention online. They tend to send her boring, creepy and dumb messages all day long hoping for a response but never get any. For example, "Hey sexy! You're gorgeous!, Hi, what's up?, Will you marry me?, I want to make love to you?" Ah! But if they only knew! Well, the truth is, women just want someone that would stand out and intrigue them. Here's one way you can stand out and capture her attention with a response, and it's called an "opener". An opener is a pickup line or conversation starter that basically breaks the ice between you and a girl. Example: " Excuse me, but I just noticed something very interesting about your profile." This statement will instantly capture her attention and force her to respond.


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