Sunday, June 21, 2009

THE WIFEY MATERIAL CHECKLIST (Dating Advice For Men)

There are a lot of women out in the dating scene, that are n't worth any man's time, energy, money, or love. These women are known as sluts, bitches, skanks, golddiggers, hoes, slopbuckets, boogers, chickenheads, and hoodrats. Hmm, I wonder if I'm missing any other names? Anyway, it seems to me that they make up more than 50 percent of the female dating options out there. And only a small percentage of females are actually worth being called "wifey material". A woman that is wifey material, is worth being in love with, spending your last penny on, and also using up all of your time and energy with. But how can a guy figure out which women are wifey material and which ones are not? Well, have no fear! THE WIFEY MATERIAL CHECKLIST IS HERE! CAUTION: IF SHE DOES NOT FIT THE STANDARDS ON THIS LIST, YOU SHOULD RUN FOR THE HILLS!

1. SHE RESPECTS YOU.
2. SHE OFFERS AND PAYS FOR DATES.
3. SHE IS KIND BUT NOT WEAK.
4. SHE KNOWS WHO SHE IS.
5. SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS.
6. SHE IS INTELLIGENT. (STREET SMART AND BOOK SMART)
7. SHE IS SECURE WITH HER BODY AND KEEPS IN SHAPE.
8. SHE IS CLASSY AND INTUITIVE.
9. SHE IS ADVENTUROUS AND SOCIAL.
10. SHE HAS GOOD HYGIENE AND FASHION SENSE.
11. SHE IS CRAZY ABOUT YOU.
12. SHE KNOWS HOW TO PLEASE YOU IN EVERY WAY.
13. SHE IS POSITIVELY OPTIMISTIC AND MOTIVATED.
14. SHE HAS HER OWN LIFE AND FRIENDS.
15. SHE DOES NOT COMPLAIN A LOT.
16. SHE IS NOT TOO INDEPENDENT.
17. SHE HAS A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR.
18. SHE DOES NOT PLAY ANY MIND GAMES.
19. SHE IS ALWAYS HONEST.
20. SHE HAS SEX WITH ONLY ONE MAN.(YOU)

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