Wednesday, June 17, 2009

FOOLISH PRIDE (Dating, Social, and Lifestyle Advice For Men)

Most men have too much pride when it comes to asking for help. It's obvious that they're struggling and don't know what they're doing but they won't reach for a life preserve! I feel like a lifeguard that is trying to save people who want to drown. Their problem is a disease called FOOLISH PRIDE! FOOLISH PRIDE gets in the way of self improvement, forces you to continue getting the same unsuccessful results, and well, makes you look like a FOOL! So don't be a FOOL! There's nothing wrong with asking for help. You're not a LOSER if you ask for it. You're only a LOSER when you don't seek help.

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NO FRIEND REQUESTS (Dating Advice For Men)

Don't friend request any female that you want to meet. Let her send you a friend request. You have to show her that you are valuable, not desperate. But you can friend request other women that you're not interested in actually meeting. And when they accept your friend request, ask them to post cute and sexy comments on your page. This will make you seem more attractive, interesting, and ultimately increases your social status.

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ONLINE DATING PROFILE (Dating Advice For Men)

With every 10 men who post a personal ad on a dating site, only 3 get a response. In essence, only 30% of men will get a response, while the other 70% stay home alone jerkin their chickens or spankin their monkeys.Why is the response rate so low? Because most personal ads posted by men are boring, redundant, and worse yet, plagued with grammatical errors. You need to make your profile fun and exciting. This includes having great photos of you involved in various fun activites with friends, a unique and funny profile name, fun and interesting statements about yourself.

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PROOF THAT INTERNET PIMPIN REALLY WORKS! (Dating Advice For Men)

k
age: 21
view all msgs: received from | sent to
3/10/2009 5:45:39 PM
you replied
Subject: So....
Message: Thumb wrestling? I'll totally win! ... You seem hysterical & full of life which is great!! You seem like you can put a smile on someone's face easily, and that is a great quality ... Feel free to message me back or im me on aim or yahoo.. my screen name for both is k. Hope to hear from you! Take care!

-K


From: l
age: 25
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3/2/2009 9:54:52 AM
Subject: RE: I can't believe this.....
Message: haha one of the best messages i've gotten... i liked your profile and what you had to say


From: (View Profile)
Subject: RE:hey! you've got to read this.... Sent Date: 3/28/2009 3:29:37 PM


hahaha!

Too bad we can't be friends. Coke is totally better than Pepsi! Listen, I'm from Atlanta,
so this is a big deal and I'm pretty sure I can't get past it.

But then again, you do listen to the Spice Girls, which I can appreciate. Not that I
myself listen to them, but I do listen to The New Kids On The Block. A LOT. And I get
made fun of for that, so I can appreciate what you go through for your love of bad pop
music.

If you can open your mind to Coca-Cola products, then you should feel free to write
me back. But if you insist on Pepsi (really?! Pepsi?!) then I just don't know...


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From: (View Profile) (View All Correspondence)
Subject: hi Sent Date: 3/24/2009 7:57:15 PM


hi
Hi there honey, i was browsing profiles for people and I came across yours... .. I thought I would take a min. to say hi...I hope you write back...

xoxox.



From: (View Profile)
Subject: RE:RE:wow... so many questions Sent Date: 2/7/2009 3:39:31 PM


sorry i didn't get back to you. would have loved to go out dancing but i have practice 6 days a week in the morning. everyday but sunday... thus friday nights are a no go for me. hope you had a good time and you danced with lots of random people ;) i would have been able to keep up with you, don't you worry.

and don't worry... i'm no stalker. in fact here's my number: XXX-XXX-XXXX. i'll let you send the first text to prove my point.
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ONLINE DATING FACTS (Dating Advice For Men and Women)

-Only 10% of people who join Online Dating sites actually get any replies.

-31% of adults in America say they know someone who has used an online dating service.

-People spend over 100 million dollars yearly for online dating service listings.

-At least 120,000 marriages occur every year as a result of online dating.

-Online daters are more likely to be male, single, divorced, employed in the paid labor force, urban and have a higher income.For every woman using online dating service, there are more than 2 men.

-Most people use online internet dating services mainly to find dates and establish a long-term relationship - not to flirt online, find a marriage partner or a sexual partner.

-Nearly 50% of online daters have met 1 to 5 others for offline dates. An additional 20% have physically dated more than 5 people they have met online.

-63 percent had a physical relationship with at least one person they met online

-60 percent formed at least one long-term friendship

-27 percent met at least one person they regarded as a “partner”

-3 percent met someone they eventually married


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