Wednesday, September 30, 2009

THE QUICK PICK-UP (Dating Advice For Men)

Some guys are not as patient as others when it comes to the whole two week online dating process. These are guys that just want a girl that is easy to hangout with or sleep with. So I've decided to give you guys "the quick pick-up" method. The "quick pick-up" method will help get a woman to meet with you within hours of meeting her online. Once you've contacted and attracted a woman with one of the many custom "openers" and conversations in the book, tell her that you're going out to a "public area" ie, the park, movies, a shopping mall, coffee shop, etc. And also ask her to meet you their with your phone number attached. Make sure she lives near where you're going to meet her.

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Thursday, July 2, 2009

NO LIMIT (Dating and Social Advice For Men and Women)

There is no need to limit your dating options! Many singles out there are always complaining about not being able to find the right person. They go through date after date, faced with crazies, losers, creeps, freaks, lames, and even junkies, just to turn around and say, "Hey! I tried. I might as well just quit and settle for less or be alone." A lot of daters tend to have a limited mind-set when it comes to looking for potential mates. They only look for people in their few local everyday hangout spots like the bar, grocery store, library, and coffee shop. But why not expand to other avenues? You can travel to multiple towns, nightclubs, churches, colleges, shopping malls, movie theatres, art galleries, business districts, or better yet, try the INTERNET!

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CAUTION! (Dating and Social Advice For Men and Women)

Be very careful about what kind of information you give out on social networking sites. No one needs to see any embarassing pictures of you kissing a pig on a wild drunken night out with the boys, or eating little bits of "treats" from your cat snowflake's litter box. Make sure that you also don't reveal any personal information like your home address, work area, social security number, full name, your school's name, etc. You don't want anyone using your information to steal your identity and mess up your credit, get you arrested, stalked, expelled from school, fired from your job and what ever else.

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Sunday, June 21, 2009

THE WIFEY MATERIAL CHECKLIST (Dating Advice For Men)

There are a lot of women out in the dating scene, that are n't worth any man's time, energy, money, or love. These women are known as sluts, bitches, skanks, golddiggers, hoes, slopbuckets, boogers, chickenheads, and hoodrats. Hmm, I wonder if I'm missing any other names? Anyway, it seems to me that they make up more than 50 percent of the female dating options out there. And only a small percentage of females are actually worth being called "wifey material". A woman that is wifey material, is worth being in love with, spending your last penny on, and also using up all of your time and energy with. But how can a guy figure out which women are wifey material and which ones are not? Well, have no fear! THE WIFEY MATERIAL CHECKLIST IS HERE! CAUTION: IF SHE DOES NOT FIT THE STANDARDS ON THIS LIST, YOU SHOULD RUN FOR THE HILLS!

1. SHE RESPECTS YOU.
2. SHE OFFERS AND PAYS FOR DATES.
3. SHE IS KIND BUT NOT WEAK.
4. SHE KNOWS WHO SHE IS.
5. SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS.
6. SHE IS INTELLIGENT. (STREET SMART AND BOOK SMART)
7. SHE IS SECURE WITH HER BODY AND KEEPS IN SHAPE.
8. SHE IS CLASSY AND INTUITIVE.
9. SHE IS ADVENTUROUS AND SOCIAL.
10. SHE HAS GOOD HYGIENE AND FASHION SENSE.
11. SHE IS CRAZY ABOUT YOU.
12. SHE KNOWS HOW TO PLEASE YOU IN EVERY WAY.
13. SHE IS POSITIVELY OPTIMISTIC AND MOTIVATED.
14. SHE HAS HER OWN LIFE AND FRIENDS.
15. SHE DOES NOT COMPLAIN A LOT.
16. SHE IS NOT TOO INDEPENDENT.
17. SHE HAS A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR.
18. SHE DOES NOT PLAY ANY MIND GAMES.
19. SHE IS ALWAYS HONEST.
20. SHE HAS SEX WITH ONLY ONE MAN.(YOU)

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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

FOOLISH PRIDE (Dating, Social, and Lifestyle Advice For Men)

Most men have too much pride when it comes to asking for help. It's obvious that they're struggling and don't know what they're doing but they won't reach for a life preserve! I feel like a lifeguard that is trying to save people who want to drown. Their problem is a disease called FOOLISH PRIDE! FOOLISH PRIDE gets in the way of self improvement, forces you to continue getting the same unsuccessful results, and well, makes you look like a FOOL! So don't be a FOOL! There's nothing wrong with asking for help. You're not a LOSER if you ask for it. You're only a LOSER when you don't seek help.

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NO FRIEND REQUESTS (Dating Advice For Men)

Don't friend request any female that you want to meet. Let her send you a friend request. You have to show her that you are valuable, not desperate. But you can friend request other women that you're not interested in actually meeting. And when they accept your friend request, ask them to post cute and sexy comments on your page. This will make you seem more attractive, interesting, and ultimately increases your social status.

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ONLINE DATING PROFILE (Dating Advice For Men)

With every 10 men who post a personal ad on a dating site, only 3 get a response. In essence, only 30% of men will get a response, while the other 70% stay home alone jerkin their chickens or spankin their monkeys.Why is the response rate so low? Because most personal ads posted by men are boring, redundant, and worse yet, plagued with grammatical errors. You need to make your profile fun and exciting. This includes having great photos of you involved in various fun activites with friends, a unique and funny profile name, fun and interesting statements about yourself.

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