Friday, January 8, 2010

Don't be a Slopbucket (Dating and Social Advice for Women)

What is a Slopbucket you ask? Well, a Slopbucket is a physically unattractive woman with no class, style, and taste. A Slopbucket can be skinny, fat, short, tall, and any race. I came up with this term a couple of years ago when I was out with my friends at a nightclub. While we were inside, we saw some girls on the dance floor looking sloppy drunk, dressed in the worse outfits, had messy hair, had too much make-up or none at all, and smelled like cheap perfume. They were also loud, ignorant, and really out of shape. That's when I frowned and said, "Damn! These girls are Slopbuckets!" Then my friends and I just laughed and walked away with disgust keeping our distance from them for the entire night. So please ladies! Don't be a Slopbucket! Take care of your physical appearance, have class, style, and taste.

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